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Bush: Increase oil production. Saudi Arabia: No. Bush: Please? Saudi Arabia: No. Bush: Pretty please? Saudi Arabia: No. Bush: But, I have a swell personality! Right? Saudi Arabia: No. Bush: Do you mean no, you won’t increase oil production or you don’t think I have a swell personality? Saudi Arabia: Yes. Bush: If I admit I have a lame personality will you increase production? Saudi Arabia: Say “Pretty please with whipped cream and a cherry on top.” Oh! and “with sprinkles.” Bush: I have a lame personality. Now will you pretty please with whipped cream, a cherry, and sprinkles on top increase oil production? Saudi Arabia: Thank you for asking nicely. See, that wasn’t so hard. *The Saudis slightly increase oil output* Bush: That’s it? That won’t affect prices at the pump! Saudi Arabia: You never said how much you wanted production increased.