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Now I’ve Gone and Done It

I’m registered to take the exam for the Certified Information Systems Security Professional (CISSP) credential at the end of March.

Assuming the fascists at International Information Systems Security Certification Consortium, Inc., accept my work experience via a hastily assembled résumé, that is. I guess they are notorious pricks about requiring actual work experience so they don’t have ten-year-olds passing their “prestigious” tests.

Why am I taking it? First reason: to get a bigger raise this year. Second reason: it will help assure a six-figure salary at my next gig, whenever that time comes. Third reason: I didn’t have anything else scheduled for that weekend.