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Every Toiletry a Man Needs While in the Office

When shit happens at work (or at lunch or at the after work party the night before) or shit is about to happen in the board room you will be prepared.

• Pump bottle of hand sanitizer
• Moisturizer with sunscreen
• Lip balm with sunscreen
• Deodorant with antiperspirant
• Shaving gel and razor
• Toothbrush, paste, and floss
• Altoids
• Glasses, case, and cleaning cloth
• Contact rewetting drops
• Nail clippers
• Small first aid kit
• Aspirin, Tylenol, or Aleve
• Dayquil and Eboost
• Safety pins, matches, collar stays
• $20
• Clean socks
• Unstained tie
• Nip bottle of Scotch